I suppose in the timeline of Sci Fi these guys are about Victorian these days.

Via HAUTSTYLE.

Always makes me feel better.

1. Get a razor with as many blades that you can find, that way the more likely the razor is going to clog so you have to scrape your face even harder
2. Use foam from a can and read the label to make sure it contains water and loads of chemicals, parabens are just what you need to project your skin
3. Upgrade to a new razor every six month when encouraged by the major brands releasing a more comfortable shaver thanks to a new overdesigned yet unnecessary upgrade
4. If you can, choose one with a battery that make the razor buzz so you have another expensive item to buy at the supermarket along with the replacement heads
5. Always finish off shaving with splashing loads of aftershave on your raw face and neck, the burn will prove you’re a devil of a man
6. Sport your razor burn, ingrowing hairs and razor rash with pride, you know the ladies like it

Alternatively you can use a single bladed safety razor and all natural shaving products.

Just two other things.

1. Never shave with hot water. You heat up the blade so it is like dragging a hot little bar heater over your face.

2. Never go against the grain first off. Take short little strokes down your face then against the grain if you want ultra smooth.

P.

★★★★★ of Five!

I was gifted one of these for my birthday and I have shaved every day since! A pleasure to use and significantly cheaper than buying the latest 10 blade offering from the major players.

★★★★★ out of five!

purchase your configuration at GOODFELLA “Used daily by Goodfellas”

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